幽默簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)可以是一個(gè)枯燥的過(guò)程，也可以是一個(gè)有趣的過(guò)程。小編在此獻(xiàn)上搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話：插在何處

　　A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, "Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectantly.

　　一位母親十分擅長(zhǎng)利用每一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)教育孩子。她的兒子中有3歲.一天，她拿著一個(gè)插頭，對(duì)兒子說(shuō):“看，這里有兩個(gè)銅片，那它一定要插在有兩個(gè)孔的地方。你說(shuō)它應(yīng)該插在哪兒呢?”母親滿懷期待地等著兒子的回答。

　　"Plug in nose." is the answer.

　　“插在鼻子里!”兒子回答說(shuō)。

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話：孩子的祈禱

　　Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy."

　　兩個(gè)小男孩在祖父母家過(guò)夜。睡覺(jué)的時(shí)候，兩個(gè)小男孩跪在床邊開(kāi)始祈禱，這時(shí)小一些的孩子扯開(kāi)嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車。我祈求有一個(gè)新玩具。”

　　His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

　　他的哥哥靠過(guò)來(lái)，用肘輕碰他說(shuō)：“你為什么這么大聲喊叫呢?上帝又不是聾子。”

　　To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

　　弟弟回答說(shuō)：“是的，但是奶奶聽(tīng)不到呀!”

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話：好孩子

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" Mother asked.

　　“昨天我給你的錢，你干什么了?”媽媽問(wèn)。

　　"1 gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太太，”他回答說(shuō)。

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　“你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)，“再給你兩分錢，可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　“她就是那個(gè)賣糖果的老太太呀。”