簡(jiǎn)單英文優(yōu)秀的小笑話
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兒童的英語(yǔ)小笑話參考
Naive reasoning 天真的推理
A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"
"Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.
The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."
有個(gè)人給他的兒子，一個(gè)4歲的男孩講故事。小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白發(fā)，就問(wèn)道：“爸爸，你的頭發(fā)怎么是白的?”
他的父親想趁機(jī)給他上一堂教育課，就回答說(shuō)：“爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會(huì)長(zhǎng)出一根白頭發(fā)。”
小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地說(shuō)：“哦，我知道爺爺為什么有那么多白頭發(fā)了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮。”
英文經(jīng)典小笑話
The remaining sheep 剩下的羊
The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?"
"None," called out little Mac. The teacher said: "I am surprised that you can't count correctly. I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now."
Little Mac said: "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same."
老師說(shuō)：“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧場(chǎng)上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了圍欄，還會(huì)剩下多少只?”
小麥克大聲回答說(shuō)：“一只都沒(méi)有。”老師說(shuō)：“我很驚訝，你竟然不會(huì)算數(shù)。我知道你的算術(shù)很好的，現(xiàn)在竟會(huì)出錯(cuò)。”
小麥克說(shuō)：“老師，你懂算術(shù)，但你不了解羊。英語(yǔ)小故事我知道，若是有一只羊跳了出去，其余的就會(huì)跟著她跳出去。”
英語(yǔ)優(yōu)秀的小笑話閱讀
Don't bother me 別煩我
One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.
He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought with other boys. He kindly said: "Why do you have a black eye, little man? I am sorry to see that?"
Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: "Don't bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boy-he has got two!"
有一天一個(gè)好心的人下班回家時(shí)，在他居住的小區(qū)里碰到一個(gè)神色慌張的小男孩。
他注意到這個(gè)孩子像是剛和別的孩子打過(guò)架，就親切的對(duì)他說(shuō)：“小家伙，你怎么會(huì)有個(gè)黑眼眶呀?看到你這樣，我很為你難過(guò)?”
不料這個(gè)小男孩竟然氣沖沖地回答說(shuō)：“別煩我。你回家去為你自己的小男孩難過(guò)吧。他有兩個(gè)黑眼眶。”
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