有趣的英語(yǔ)兒童笑話大全
英語(yǔ)的笑話是不會(huì)讓你捧腹大笑的，但是卻會(huì)讓你微微一笑，小編今天就給大家?guī)?lái)了英語(yǔ)的笑話，有時(shí)間可以多多參考一下
英語(yǔ)笑話一
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge. "Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head. "You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time." 一位法官問(wèn)我們這群修補(bǔ)陪審員是否有人應(yīng)當(dāng)免權(quán)。一個(gè)人舉起了手。 “我的左耳聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)。”那人告訴法官。 “你的右邊耳朵聽(tīng)得見(jiàn)嗎?”法官問(wèn)道。那人點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭。 “你將被允許加入陪審團(tuán)，”法官宣布。“我們每次只聽(tīng)一面之辭。”
英語(yǔ)笑話二
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?
一天，有一個(gè)城市里的游客來(lái)到一個(gè)小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過(guò)日子。這位城里人看見(jiàn)一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說(shuō)，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?"那位農(nóng)夫回答說(shuō)，"時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?"
英語(yǔ)笑話三
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.
Mr.Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young.Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday，Mr.Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.They drank for half an hour，and then Mr.Thompson said to his son，"Now，Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson.You must always be careful not to drink too much.And how do you know when you've had enough?Well，I'll tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar?When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home."
"But，Dad，"said Tom，"I can only see one light at the end of the bar."
有益的教訓(xùn)
在英國(guó)，十八歲以下的人不準(zhǔn)進(jìn)酒吧喝酒。
湯普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一個(gè)酒吧喝酒，但他從來(lái)不帶他的兒子湯姆去，因?yàn)樗昙o(jì)太小。后來(lái)，當(dāng)湯姆年滿十八歲的時(shí)候，湯普森先生第一次帶他去他常去的那家酒吧。他們喝了半個(gè)小時(shí)，而后，湯普森先生對(duì)他兒子說(shuō)：“湯姆，現(xiàn)在我要告訴你一個(gè)有益的教訓(xùn)。你必須時(shí)時(shí)小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝夠了呢?好，我來(lái)告訴你。你看見(jiàn)酒吧那頭有兩盞燈嗎?當(dāng)那兩盞燈看起來(lái)變成四盞的時(shí)候，你就喝夠了，應(yīng)該回家了。
“可是，爸爸。”湯姆說(shuō)：“在酒吧那頭我只能看見(jiàn)一盞燈。”
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