少兒英語(yǔ)幽默笑話大全
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英語(yǔ)笑話一
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us.簡(jiǎn)短兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)短兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話 Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.兩只鳥(niǎo) 老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎? 學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
英語(yǔ)笑話二
The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.
鄰居經(jīng)常借我家的打氣筒。
One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"
有一天，4歲的女兒突然告訴我說(shuō)：“爸爸，我們的打氣筒里面的氣用完了怎么辦?
英語(yǔ)笑話三
"Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"
“媽媽，小狗為什么要喝水溝里的水?”
"Because it's thirsty."
“因?yàn)樗柿恕?rdquo;
"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"
“噢，我知道了，是小狗沒(méi)有錢買可樂(lè)!”
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