英語笑話大全
英語笑話大全
笑話是民族文化及社會(huì)生活中不可缺少的一環(huán),從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編精心收集的爆笑英語笑話，希望大家喜歡!
爆笑英語笑話篇一
After the couple's quarreling, the husband shouted: "You should remember that no matter what tine it is, what the man is thinking of is right, and his judgment is correct, but you women are always do the opposite."
The wife answered, "Yes, that you chose me to be your wife is right, but my choosing you as my husband is a big mistake!"
夫妻吵架后，丈夫嚷道：“你該記住，無論什么時(shí)候，男人的思考都是對(duì)的，判斷準(zhǔn)確無誤，而女人卻恰恰相反。”
妻子回答道：“是呀，你選我做妻子是絕對(duì)正確的，而我選你做丈夫是大錯(cuò)特錯(cuò)!”
爆笑英語笑話篇二
Mrs. White asked Mr. White: "Is this suit beautiful?"
懷特太太問懷特先生：“我這套衣服好看嗎?“
Mr. White answered: "Whatever you wear is beautiful."
懷特先生說：“任何衣服穿在你身上都好看!”
"How about the necklace?" "Any necklace around your neck is nice." "Do you think myhusband handsome?" "Darling, no matter which man stands beside you, he is handsome."
“那我戴著這條項(xiàng)鏈好看嗎?”“任何項(xiàng)鏈戴在你脖子上都好看!”“那你說我先生好看嗎?”“親愛的，任何一個(gè)先生站在你身邊都好看!”
爆笑英語笑話篇三
The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me! One of his eyes if not true. Why didn't you tell me this before?"
"I have told you." Said the go-between with justice on his side, "When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye."
女孩找到媒人，說：“你欺騙了我。 他的一只眼是假的，你以前為什么沒有告訴我?”
“我怎么沒告訴你?” 媒人不甘示弱，“你們第一次見面后，我就說，他是一眼看中你的。”
爆笑英語笑話篇四
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
"When I was first married, I was very happy, I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me.”
"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
有位結(jié)婚十年的男人，正向婚宴顧問請(qǐng)教。
“新婚時(shí)我非常幸福。在市區(qū)的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子給我拿拖鞋?，F(xiàn)在一切都變了。 小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對(duì)我又喊又叫。”
“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顧問說，“你得到的服務(wù)還是同樣的嘛。”
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