圣誕節(jié)英文笑話帶翻譯
圣誕節(jié)英文笑話帶翻譯
在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了圣誕節(jié)英文笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
圣誕節(jié)英文笑話帶翻譯：圣誕節(jié)晚宴上的餐前禱告
lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the christmas dinner. the family members bowed their heads in expectation. lee began his prayer, thanking god for his mommy, daddy, brothers, sister, grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. then he began to thank god for the food.
有個(gè)小男孩叫l(wèi)ee, 今年七歲，圣誕節(jié)晚餐開(kāi)桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著期待的申請(qǐng)低頭看著他，lee開(kāi)始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽，哥哥姐姐誒，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然后，他開(kāi)始感謝上帝賜予他得圣誕節(jié)晚餐了。
he gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. after a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "if i thank god for the brussels sprouts, won't he know that i'm lying?"
他感謝上帝賜予他火雞，餡兒餅，圣誕布丁和紅莓醬。然后lee停下來(lái)了 ，大家等啊等啊。。。。lee沉默了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間，然后抬起頭看著他媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽，如果我感謝上帝賜予我甘藍(lán)菜，他會(huì)知道我在撒謊嗎?”
p.s:
國(guó)外很多小孩子都不喜歡吃甘藍(lán)菜，不知道為什么，看《絕望主婦》里面lynette家的雙胞胎就非常討厭吃甘藍(lán)菜，請(qǐng)了保姆后還拿這個(gè)來(lái)做實(shí)驗(yàn)，看看她們家保姆有沒(méi)有魅力讓兩個(gè)小鬼頭把甘藍(lán)菜吃下去。
圣誕節(jié)英文笑話帶翻譯：At the Christmas Party
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一個(gè)小男孩跟小女孩說(shuō)：“你有沒(méi)有覺(jué)得班主任有點(diǎn)傻?”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道。”
'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩說(shuō)：“我就是你口中所說(shuō)的傻班主任的女兒。”
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里驚恐地)問(wèn)：“那你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩說(shuō)：“不知道。”
'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口氣，說(shuō)道“真是謝天謝地啊。”
圣誕節(jié)英文笑話帶翻譯：At Grandma's
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
兩個(gè)小男孩在奶奶家過(guò)平安夜，臨睡前，兩個(gè)小家伙跪在床邊禱告，弟弟便扯開(kāi)嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
我希望收到一輛自行車...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
還有一部任天堂游戲機(jī)....
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
還有新的錄像機(jī)
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他說(shuō)道：“你干嘛禱告得這么大聲，上帝又不是聾子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聾子，可是奶奶是啊”。
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