適合小學(xué)生的英語笑話大全

　　在開《論語》玩笑的一些笑話背后,反映出了許多當(dāng)時(shí)的社會(huì)問題。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的適合小學(xué)生的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　適合小學(xué)生的英語笑話大全

　　(一)

　　我只把扣眼兒給縫上了

　　Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

　　丈夫：你給我把扣子縫好了嗎，親愛的?

　　Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

　　妻子：沒有，親愛的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼兒給縫上了。

　　(二)

　　婚姻的成本 Cost of marriage

　　A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

　　一個(gè)小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結(jié)婚呢?”

　　And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

　　“我也不知道，我現(xiàn)在還在交錢。”父親回答。

　　適合小學(xué)生的英語笑話欣賞

　　(一)

　　你太晚了 You Are Too Late

　　On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

　　在公共汽車上一人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。

　　"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

　　“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了。”

　　(二)

　　我根本就看不見 I cannot see it at all

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point themother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if thekitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is sodark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時(shí)母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會(huì)兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　經(jīng)典的適合小學(xué)生的英語笑話

　　(一)

　　我把丈夫變成了百萬富翁

　　A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

　　“我把丈夫變成了一個(gè)百萬富翁。”一個(gè)女人告訴她的朋友。

　　"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

　　“那他結(jié)婚前是什么樣的呢?”朋友問。

　　The woman replied, "A billionaire."

　　“那時(shí)他是個(gè)千萬富翁。”

　　(二)

　　Christmas Eve Service

　　平安夜禮拜

　　Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and Ifound some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit,shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near theend!"

　　就在我開始平安夜禱告時(shí)，教堂停電了。教堂里的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”

　　適合小學(xué)生的英語笑話閱讀

　　真的還是假的 True or False

　　One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"

　　一天一個(gè)年輕的商人問他女朋友：“親愛的，如果我破產(chǎn)了你還會(huì)嫁給我嗎?”

　　"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

　　“當(dāng)然會(huì)。”女孩堅(jiān)定的回答。

　　"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

　　“你是說真的嗎?”他問道。

　　"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

　　“這正是我想問你的問題。”女孩說。

　　適合小學(xué)生的英語笑話品味

　　笑看紳士拍蒼蠅

　　A Nail Or A Fly?

　　釘子還是蒼蠅?

　　An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor.

　　一位視力正在衰退的老紳士住進(jìn)了一家旅館的客房。他雙手各拿一瓶酒。在墻上有只蒼蠅，他誤以為是枚釘子。他把兩只瓶子朝上一掛，瓶子掉下來摔碎了，酒灑了一地。

　　When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.

　　一個(gè)女服務(wù)員發(fā)現(xiàn)發(fā)生的事情以后，對他深表同情，決定幫他個(gè)忙。

　　So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.

　　于是，第二天早上他到樓頂花園散步時(shí)，她把一枚釘子釘在了蒼蠅停過的地方。

　　Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength.

　　這里，老人回到了房里。倒灑的酒味讓他想起了那件事。他抬頭往墻上一看，蒼蠅又停在了那兒!他輕手輕腳地走近，使盡全力拍了一掌。

　　On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!

　　聽到一聲大叫，好心的女服務(wù)員沖進(jìn)房來。讓她大為吃驚的是，可憐的老頭正坐在地板上，牙關(guān)緊咬，右手滴血不止。